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Consent is sexy!

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Wouldn't it be sexy
if you could read my mind?
Yeah, kind of —
but you can't.
If you knew just how I liked it,
and you never had to ask,
if we never had to say a word,
just twist and moan and gasp,
if we could shift by intuition
from position to position,
would be grand —
but we can't!

Oh, so, ask me how I want it, baby,
please don't try to guess,
'cause trying random shit can make an
awful fucking mess!
Ask me how I want it, baby,
that's the only way —
and you might just be surprised by what I say…

Maybe someone told you
that you'd only kill the mood?
Just try me —
and you'll see.
Ask me, and I'll tell you
how to make me burn and scream,
and I'll teach you tricks you'd never learn
in some bullshit magazine,
oh, you'll take me to the limit,
till there's nothing left to do,
and when we're through —
then I'll ask you!

Oh, now, ask me how I want it, baby,
please don't try to guess,
'cause trying random shit can make an
awful fucking mess!
Ask me how I want it, baby,
that's the only way —
and you might just be surprised by what I say…

[suggestive moaning]

Ask me how I want it, baby,
please don't try to guess,
'cause trying random shit can make an
awful fucking mess!
Ask me how I want it, baby,
that's the only way —
and you might just be surprised by what I say… eh-hey-hey!

credits

from Lovers, Losers, Loners, released October 4, 2016
Music and Lyrics by Arden Rogow-Bales
Vocals, guitars, and drum programming by Arden Rogow-Bales

with a big thank you to Jason Perlman and Cooper Wilhelm for inspiring the arrangement
and to Captain Awkward and Kali Carys for inspiring the content!

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Originals live here; covers/parodies are at
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